Professional Embarrassment Collector | Singlish Disaster Artist
Pro tip: When Singaporeans say 'chope' (reserve), they mean business. Tried to save a hawker center table with a packet of tissues and accidentally started an international incident. Turns out, tissue diplomacy is a real thing, and I'm apparently terrible at it.
Posted on March 3, 2025Attempted to impress my Singaporean friends with Singlish. Ended up accidentally proposing marriage to a confused taxi driver instead of asking for a ride. Pretty sure 'Lai, go!' doesn't mean what I thought it meant.
Posted on February 15, 2025"Finally, a blog that proves you don't need talent to be a travel writer - just an unlimited capacity for embarrassment. Pure comedy gold!"
"Is this a travel blog or a documentation of social disasters? Either way, I'm here for the cringe. Pro tip: Maybe learn Singlish BEFORE attempting to use it."